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Joke of the Day

"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."

"Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect."

"Barista asks a customer if they would like their coffee black Customer replies ""what other colors do you have?"""

"Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat."

"A blind man walks into a bar... Table and a chair."

"Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."

"Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street."

"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""

"Why did they have to call Aquaman Aquaman Because they couldn't call him Seaman"