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Joke of the Day

"User interface? I hardly even know her!"

"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."

"Why can't British people go to North Korea? Nobody at the ticket counter knows what ""north career"" means"

"I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be."

"My friend had a failed suicide. I told him not to hang his head about it."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"

"As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing."

"Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries."

"A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with ""the look"" on her face."

"No, YOU'RE a nary tract infection"