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Joke of the Day
"What are bananas high in? Trees!"
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"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"
"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"
"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"
"Life is like a penis... Long, simple, and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard."
"Learning spanish is bloody hard. I wish the english had conquered more of the world, I'm suffering from their laziness"
"A man goes to the doctors... and says ""I think I'm a moth"" The Doctor says, ""I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that"". The man says, ""Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on""."
"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."
"""I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets."" -Taliban man looking for love"
"parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun"