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"What are bananas high in? Trees!"
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"Meanwhile on Google+"
"Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them."
"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."
"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."
"I've had enough of my wife. Thought the bloated cannibal."
"What do 7 million Chevy's have in common? I don't recall."
"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"
"How does a psychic open a bag of chips? They Tarot."
"What do communists clean first when they do their laundry? Their Linens"