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Joke of the Day
"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"
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"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."
"What is the definition of masurbation? Coming unscrewed"
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"Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you."
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"Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving"
"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and the bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"A shampoo manufacturer had an accident. ..he suffered injuries to his head and shoulders."
"The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat."