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Joke of the Day

"I just flew in from Chernobyl And boy are my arms legs."

"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"

"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"

"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."

"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."

"hate to brag but I can still fit in my Quinceanera dress"

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."

"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."

"Show me on this calendar where the bad Monday touched you."

"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"