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Joke of the Day
"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."
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"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party... When you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."
"My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year"
"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""
"A jewish boy asks his father for 40 dollars. The father responds ""30 dollars?! What do you need 20 dollars for?"""
"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."
"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."