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Joke of the Day
"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."
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"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."
"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."
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"What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana."