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Joke of the Day
"Why do midgets have bad breath? Because their asses are closer to their mouths."
Next Joke
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it."
"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"
"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"[millipede preschool] head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."
"Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded"
"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"