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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."
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"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"
"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"
"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."
"Son, I haven't slept at all in the past 10 days! Son: Why not? Dad: Because I sleep at night."
"I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys."
"What are the best funny fake names you know?? I submit - Craven Moorehead"
"She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy."
"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"
"A Latvian joke. J: Kapec vistas skerso celu? A: Lai noklutu uz otru pusi!"