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Joke of the Day
"You're like the menstrual cramp and bloating of people."
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"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"
"Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off? So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school."
"I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd"
"2 cats are racing across the English Channel, an English cat named ""123"" and a French cat named ""Un deux trois."" Which cat won the race? A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank."
"What do you call a legless nun? Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke."
"I'm so tired I could sleep on a horse"
"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."
"I found a dog (no joke). If he's yours let me know. Male german shepherd. I am teaching him how to use a gun and drive a motorcycle."
"Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar... ...to watch the playoffs."