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Joke of the Day

"My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."

"Have you guys heard what kind of oil Fort McMurray is into these days? Turmoil"

"any drug is a gateway drug if you do it while standing in a gateway"

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear."

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."

"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."

"What's an oldie, but a goodie? A MILF's vagina."