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Joke of the Day

"Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad."

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"I called my boss this morning... Me: Sorry, I'm not going to make it in today, I'm sick. Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well, I'm in bed with my mother."

"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."

"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"

"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"

"What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk? Utter despair."

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example"

"My Google searches read like an alien trying learn how to be a person."

"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."