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Joke of the Day

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example"

"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""

"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."

"Sign at the gas station: ""Bathroom is no longer available."" I can't believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone."

"I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic"

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"

"Love is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed."

"Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom."

"What do moths study at school? Mothmatics"