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Joke of the Day

"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"

"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"

"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."

"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."

"If a lesbian couple walks into a bar and the black bartender refuses to serve them, whose fault is it? A white male. Duh."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? Because they take everything, literally."

"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."

"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"

"What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement? A bananosecond"

"How do you pronounce the ""Pao"" in ""Power'? [deleted]"