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Joke of the Day
"I told my psychiatrist I'm thinking about suicide He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."
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"So much rosemary. So little thyme."
"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"
"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
"Give someone fire and they'll be warm for a day. Throw someone into fire and they'll be warm for the reat of their life."
"How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb? just one, but it will take 4 episodes."
"How can you tell your roommate is of the gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says ""I'll serve you, but dont start anything!"""
"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."