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Joke of the Day
"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."
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"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."
"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night He hypnotised 7 blokes then dropped the microphone on his foot and said 'fuck me!' What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life"
"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."
"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."
"TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear"
"You think your life is bad? I've got that ""Five dollar foot long"" song stuck in my head."
"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"