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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk? Utter despair."
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"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"
"Did you hear about the new cure for diarrhea? They're calling it ""Gone-o-Rhea."""
"Date: what kind of work do you do? Me: I dabble in real estate [Dad yells down the stairs] She visits open houses and eats the free cheese"
"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."
"What does a doctor say to the new father of a stillborn child? Close, but no cigar."
"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"
"Bought a new Shakespeare sat-nav - It gets me from A to B or not to B."
"What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work? The aftermath"
"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"