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Joke of the Day

"a great headline for when there is a world wide fresh water shortage will be ""water we gonna do??"" we will need the laughs"

"Green tea reduces weight* *Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis"

"What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

"Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball"

"Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?"

"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."

"When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)"

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"

"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."