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Joke of the Day

"Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?"

"Skydiving without a parachute... Is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I heard this on a spotify ad and it cracked me up. I thought I'd share it.:) Edit: fixed an auto correct mistake"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."

"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"

"""What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?"" ""I'm going to finish my book."" ""I didn't know you were writing a book."" ""I'm not, I'm reading one."""

"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."

"How many black people do you need to start a riot? Negative 1."

"How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement."

"Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning? He was too far out man."

"Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest."