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Joke of the Day

"How many black people do you need to start a riot? Negative 1."

"I learned that you transfer more germs shaking hands than kissing....It didn't take HR long to stop me from introducing myself to women..."

"rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster"

"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""

"I just tried to follow Tim Howard on twitter... I got blocked."

"Damn girl, are you Chile? ""Why, because I'm tall and thin?"" ""No, because you make my vagina as dry as the Atacama desert."""

"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."

"Today was my first time handling a... ....wet pussy. I didn't realize the risk involved! The cat scratched the shit out of me and eventually escaped from its bath."

"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."