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Joke of the Day
"Woman are alot like square numbers If there under 13 do them in your head"
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"Just been on a 'once in a lifetime holiday'... ...never again. [/timvine]"
"*drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* *drops mic* Octopus after owning some1 in a rap battle"
"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."
"My first joke ever Two buts were talking. Sudenly one but farts. Other bur replies : ""Yeah that was the thing i was thinkig abaut."" As a child i loved this one ."
"TIL that there is enough oxygen on earth to cover the entire planet!! How crazy is that!"
"My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes."
"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."
"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just puts it in the socket and lets the world turn around him."