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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."

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"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"
"When I saw my new girlfriend for the first time, it was like looking at a fine piece of priceless art. So I took her home and nailed her against the wall."
"Joke stealing is not a laughing matter That's why I don't steal unfunny jokes."
"Why cant you play cards on a rowboat? Because you're sitting on the deck..."
"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"
"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"
"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"
"A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo."