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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"

"Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh doctor my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in say three or four weeks' time?"

"What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around? He got *nailed*."

"How many Suhhh Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam"

"Single guy ""I can't do anything right."" Married guy ""I can't do anything, right?"""

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today. This is not a drill."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"

"How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short."