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Joke of the Day

"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""

"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"

"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."

"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."

"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."

"Why do Mexicans have no Targets? Because Trump is hiring them all to build a Wall mart."

"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"

"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."