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Joke of the Day

"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""

"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"

"My Dad was the town drunk, ... and we lived in Chicago."

"When my ex worked out of town, he would take my vibrators away from me. Said I was cheating on him w/them. He shoulda taken his brother too."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"

"What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?"

"People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel."