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Joke of the Day

"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"What does gay rooster say? Sev-sev-seveeeeen."

"How does a ghost eat a hotdog? By goblin it. Sorry"

"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."

"My dad finally left me a voicemail where he didn't introduce himself. I think we're getting closer."

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"

"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Where do Satanic cults get their candles from? Bloodbath & Beyond"

"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."