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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"
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"Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system."
"I dont make typos. I make new words."
"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."
"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"Why people cry during the weddings? ...they are preparing for whats coming afterwards"
"I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children... ...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded."
"What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC."