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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"
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"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""
"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"
"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."
"Sister posted on FB: pray for me, I have a test tomorrow. My comment: it's cheating if Jesus helps you. Solidifying my black sheep status"
"Always borrow money from a Pessimist. He won't expect it back."
"If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life. ""What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"""
"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"
"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is"