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Joke of the Day

"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"Bob just couldn't nail his roll down.. .. So he just decided to screw it."

"""Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"" is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare."

"[Blue whale documentary] This monster can eat 40 million fish in a day. Whale looking directly into the camera: Yeah I'm kind of a foodie."

"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."

"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."

"You know what I heard? Sheep"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, there's no need for a lightbulb with a glass ceiling."

"Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he Neverlands"