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Joke of the Day
"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"
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"*puts on pickle costume* *gets stuck in pickle costume* *calls friend* Could you please help me? I've gotten my myself into a pickle."
"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"
"What did the silkworm comment on the message board? ""This thread is shit."""
"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."
"My friend committed suicide by taking 50 Tylenol. I don't know why he did that. He could have just taken 4 Aleve."
"Oral sex makes your whole day.. ..Anal sex makes your hole weak.."
"What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? ""can't complain"""
"What do you do if the Ocean stares at you? Sea it and Wave :3"
"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"