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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."

"A prickle of porcupines A murder of crows A flamboyance of flamingos A twitter of depressed, alcoholic perverts A shrewdness of apes A parla"

"If I had a penny for every Trump joke made during the election... I could be the president in 2020"

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*"

"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"

"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"

"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."

"Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? Because it made him mean."

"What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!"