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Joke of the Day
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
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"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"
"What's the difference between a baby and A goat? When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to eat it."
"What do you call it when you get a blowjob from a woman with Zika? A little head"
"On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you?"
"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""
"What is important in relationships? Reflexivity and transitivity."
"You know whats funnier than Philly... Your Religion"