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Joke of the Day
"Whats hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before.... A Key"
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"""You promise you didn't get me bees again"" [me from a distance] just open it"
"We are in the golden age of watching videos on your phone."
"I'm not racist, my best friend is gay."
"What is the most effective form of birth control? Abortions."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"
"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"
"Did you hear the one about the Jewish carpenter? I heard he nailed it!"
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
"Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance"