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Joke of the Day

"""You promise you didn't get me bees again"" [me from a distance] just open it"

"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"

"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""

"Why couldn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the bar."

"Why are there no black cults? Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day."

"I'm hot blooded, check it & see/ I got a fever of 103/ why's everyone on the bus screaming/ maybe I shoulda wiped off the rectal thermometer"

"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."

"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"

"Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections."