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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you trust big cats? They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies."
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"Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms."
"No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark"
"It's funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second."
"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."
"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."
"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."
"Little known fact: Mirrors are the leading cause of death among people who have looks that kill."
"What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul"
"It seems the amount of coffee you drink... increases the amount of times you need to visit the toilet excrementally."