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Joke of the Day
"What is the most effective form of birth control? Abortions."
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"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"
"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."
"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"
"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"
"Hey girl are you a capri sun? Because i want to stab you."
"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Dating Tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs."
"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."