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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist, my best friend is gay."

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"

"An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick."

"A ""lady"" and a ""woman"" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fruit salad."

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."

"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"

"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"