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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the Jewish carpenter? I heard he nailed it!"
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"Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people."
"What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? They both like girls"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."
"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"
"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."
"What happens when a lighter smokes weed? It becomes a high-lighter!"
"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"
"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"
"So ... Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: ""We don't serve noble gasses here."" Helium doesn't react."