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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"
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"Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
"Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker."
"iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition. I'll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they'll likely chop off my hand too."
"Do you know what the problem with toilets is? They're a pisstake."
"I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting."
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