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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."
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"What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? Your girlfriend."
"What do you call an Italian suppository? Innuendo."
"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."
"My girlfriend treats me like God She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something."
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
"What do you call a White Crocodile? A Crocasian"
"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years? Because Moses lost a quarter."
"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"
"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""