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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race? A cab."

"After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man."

"Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"

"Ugly women are like men they both have to work for a living."

"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."

"Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance? Nobody. He was too 'Freud."

"How many Freudian Analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to screw it in and the other to hold the penis---ladder!! I meant ladder..."

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."

"*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* ""I want to color!"" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK ""But daddy-"" DON'T CALL ME THAT"

"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"