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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian suppository? Innuendo."
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"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"GOOD COP: tell us where ur boss is hiding and we'll let u go BIKE COP: [clenches fist] we woulda caught him if he hadnt climbed those stairs"
"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."
"What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more."
"My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won't learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own."
"What do you call a special kid's computer? (Xpost - r/imgoingtohellforthis) System of a Down"
"What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want"
"Did you hear about the legless man who got his wheelchair taken away? He was floored."