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Joke of the Day

"I went for a walk in a cemetery this morning and saw a man crouching behind a tombstone. I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, just taking a shit."""

"Met a girl at the park today. It just felt like there were sparks between us. And as we lay making love a short time later I thought ""Damn, this taser was a good buy."""

"I finally figured out Donald Trump You have to ruin America first if you want to make it great AGAIN."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool."

"why are black people so tall? because their knee grows"

"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."

"Average people are mean ."

"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"

"My credit card is like a stripper. There isn't much on it."

"Ever heard the joke about the airplane? Never mind, it just flew over your head."