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Joke of the Day
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
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"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."
"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"
"my New Years resolution is to stop making stupid New Years resolutions. I failed."
"Buddy Valastro wears too much makeup. He seriously cakes it on. aaaaaand I'm leaving so fast I forgot my shoes."
"Judge: You're sentenced to death. You'll be hung. Wife from the back: HE'S ALREADY HUNG. Me: Your Honor uncuff me so I can high five my wife"
"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."
"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
"Guys. GUYS! Every issue of National Geographic is now on DVD-ROM. FINALLY! God I've missed masturbating to sweet aborigine pancake titties!"