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Joke of the Day
"What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? Your girlfriend."
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"How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!"
"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"
"""This custard-filled donut will be bought... by a murderer!"" -The Eclairvoyant"
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... then I got Netflix, so now I have better things to watch."
"Snow Ain't the problem Isis"
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror! Reply from my 9 year old brother, after my mom asked me this while talking about future career prospects."
"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."
"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."
"Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding."