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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I have never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I added Paul walker on xbox live the other day.. too bad he spends most of his time on the dashboard"

"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."

"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."

"I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."

"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."

"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."

"Movie Idea: Michael Cera falls down a spiral staircase then pets a cat."

"Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter if you win you're still retarded."