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Joke of the Day
"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."
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"1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it."
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."
"What do you call a plane with a muslim on it? Death row"
"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."
"""Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' ""Who says they're acting?"""
"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"
"Boss: Is that beer? You're not supposed to drink at work! Me: You're not supposed to cheat on your wife. Boss: You're doing a great job."
"Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord."