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Joke of the Day
"Movie Idea: Michael Cera falls down a spiral staircase then pets a cat."
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"What's a Jewish girl's favorite wine? ""I want to go to Miami!"""
"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."
"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"
"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."
"What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido."
"I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce."
"I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE"
"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."
"Are kids that are born in a whorehouse called Brothel Sprouts?"