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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"
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"What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped? Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!"
"I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's curious why I've suddenly started attending church."
"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"
"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."
"What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running . . . JK! Rolling"
"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."
"If laughter is the best medicine, Jimmy Fallon doesn't need health insurance."