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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"
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"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."
"A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The bartender says, ""What the heck's a gon?"""
"Why was the feminist picnic so bad Nobody made sandwiches"
"The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me."
"I have the Anne Hathaway ""It came true!"" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich."
"I once had a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"
"[NSFW] How did the Redneck mother know that her daughter was having her period? Grandpa's dick tasted funny."