130387
Joke of the Day
"A man heard that over 90% of car accidents happen within 15 km of home. So he moved."
Next Joke
"My attorney likes to earn from my mistakes."
"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."
"I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze."
"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."
"You guys want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
"Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?"
"No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language."
"If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today."
"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"