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Joke of the Day
"How do terrorists like their apple pie? Allah mode."
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"Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? They want to keep the right to bear arms."
"*daughter reading *son playing ipod *dog sleeping *house quiet *I go take a dump FISTFIGHT BREAKS OUT, DOG'S ON FIRE"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"
"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."
"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"
"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."
"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."
"did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? he is a small medium, at large"