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Joke of the Day

"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."

"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"

"I said to my neighbour Jamal... I said to my neighbour Jamal, ""You're like marmite, you know Jamal."" He replied, ""What? You love me or hate me?"" I replied, ""No, you're black and you fucking smell."""

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. I think this time he took the remote."

"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""

"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""

"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"Walking around Brooklyn, slapping people's brunches to the ground."

"What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood? That's a huge axe man!"