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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"

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"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."
"I'm no scientist, but I've long held the theory that monkeys are not as smart as humans because they don't have human brains."
"A doctor and his patient **Doctor**: After the operation, you'll be a new man. **Patient**: Could you send the bill to the old man?"
"What does batman add to his tea? Just ice."
"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !"
"How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted."